Thoughts From The Peacock Angel

It served me nobly for three years, rest in peace my friend.  Three years is impressive if you masturbate as much as I do.

I get distracted by a new vibrator and stay up all night masturbating.  It’s been like three hours, and my vagina’s chafing, WHY AM I NOT DONE YET?  I’VE HAD LIKE 75 ORGASMS? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME BODY? WHY AM I STILL HORNY?

Keep being like “Let me be your vibrator” or “after me you won’t need that hitachi” and it’s like “Bitch, please unless you have super powers you will never live up to the magic wand”

That I was just thinking how Tesla’s Earthquake machine would be a kickass vibrator?  Just sayin.

Cause, fuck that’d be awesome.

There’s a solar bullet, and a crank up vibe…. the rest are rechargeable.  Unf, sexy.

My vibrator and I are having a very merry christmas.  Having a hard time coming though… anyone who wants to send me sexiness via my submit page would be appreciated.

The Gianni by Feelztoyz (Buy Gianni or other vibes) is a gorgeous silicone g-spot vibe.  It’s 8 inches long, with 6 3/4 insertable length, and a circumference of 5 1/4 inches.  It’s made of medical grade silicone in a lovely cream color, with a red brown base, and the head is shaped like the head of a tulip,  with lovely little raised ridges to represent petals.  The shaft features the charming touch of a delicate floral pattern twining round it.  

The texture of the silicone is very slick (except for the textured bits) and has plenty of give, so although this is a fairly girthy toy, it’s not in the least bit uncomfortable even if you’re very new to vibrators.  Of course, like most silicone this is prone to pick up lint/hair, but personally, I love silicone toys so much that this downside is so minor it barely even matters (I store my silicone toys in individual plastic baggies).  Of course, as well due to its being silicone this is only compatible with water based lube, and should be stored separately from other silicone toys.

The power button on the bottom of the base cream is colored plastic and matches the shaft, you also press the power button to switch to the next vibration setting, you have to hold it down to turn it off.  There are five settings on this vibe which are as follows:

1. Low and “bumpy” (they seem to increase/decrease very quickly, it’s very pleasant and an unusual sensation, never experienced a vibe that did this before)

2. Medium and bumpy

3. High and constant

4. Quick switching on and off pulses, high vibration.

5. Two short pulses, and one long pulse.

The vibrations are deep, rumbly and very strong.  This is absolutely a perfect toy for g-spotting, the large head and narrower shaft mean you can “tilt” this toy to hit the g-spot of nearly any woman.  It’s also deliciously easy to insert, which is not something I was expecting, the head is quite large and not very tapered and yet with a little lube it slid in easily and was extremely comfortable, as well the curved bottom of the head make this toy especially lovely for thrusting, as it very comfortable going in and out, but still achieves that lovely “pop” feeling I’m so fond of.  This combine with some clitoral stimulation and I’m over the moon.

It runs on two AA batteries and is extremely well made, with seamless silicone and splash resistant design for easy cleaning.  You can clean this toy with warm water and anti-bacterial soap.  The Dutch sure know how to make a sex toy, a great buy.

Madeira Rates This Toy: 5 out of 5

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This is The Lick vibrator by the fabulous sex toy company Rockchick

It’s name is Gene, because it reminds me of Gene Simmons.  <3 it, it makes for great g-spotting and vibrates with incredible force especially considering the itty-bittyness of the bullet.  Rockchick is one of my favorite sex toy companies for their high quality vibes, rock n’ roll styling, and use of super sexy, super safe, silicone.

Madeira from QK Reviews the Form Six by Jimmy Jane

I really really really want one of these.  It’s powerful, waterproof, rechargeable and has a motor in each end… god it’s awesome. I’ve played with one in the store, it’s not quite Hitachi powerful, but it’s great none the less, and it’s adorable.