Thoughts From The Peacock Angel

I don’t know why, but they all think they’re the only one.

Just sayin’

You’re tryin’ to be manly, but you look like a potato.  I’m not into manly potatoes and anyone who is is wrong.

me

Ladies who are into dudes are as into seeing dudes naked as dudes who are into ladies are into seeing ladies naked, but we’re scared of you, because we live in a culture that treats rape like it doesn’t matter.

When we’re not scared of you, and not scared of being shamed for it by society we’re just as excited to watch too good looking dudes mud wrestle as you are to see two good looking ladies.

We like your bodies.  We think you’re just as beautiful and aesthetically pleasing as you think we are.  I’m really sad that this is something that needs to be said.

Sincerely, 

Madeira

(P.S. I just watched Thor, we’d like more movies like that)

if they all dressed like 18th century European nobleman, this is something I believe from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my vagina.

Also ponytails ago good, and if you’re balding or have unmanagable hair, powdered wig, boom, problem solved.

thepeacockangel:

The fact that most men don’t shave their underarm hair.  It’s not good weird, or bad weird, just consternating, like finding a pear floating suspended in mid-air floating in your living room.  I can’t fathom that being the social norm for some reason.  I’m not saying I have an issue with underarm hair, people should be free to do whatever they like with it.  I don’t find it gross, or horrid or bad or anything like that, just unexpected.  I have no idea why I find it odd, or why I can’t keep the fact in my head. I occasionally am reminded that men generally do not shave their under arm hair and it never fails to surprise me.   I will always respond with something like”Really?  Are you sure?”

Every damn time.  I think there must be something wrong with me.  It’s not a particularly complex piece of information, one I should really be able to process.  It’s not the meaning of the universe, it’s the fact that in our society men generally don’t shave their underarm hair.  That’s something I should definitely be able to wrap my head around, and yet… nope, for some reason I can’t grasp it.

This is still true

They never think that a queer woman, even if she likes threeways, might have her own taste in women, taste that differs from their own.

I’ve had plenty of men pursue queer ol’ me imagining sexy girl on girl action, only to be SHOCKED that I’m not into the women they’re into,

They think it’s a performance, and not an actual sex act.

So, dudes, even if I were single, and not with the most awesome guy in the world, you being turned on by my history with women is not progressive, it’s not interesting to me, and you probably aren’t turned on by the same ladies I am.

 I strongly suspect the associating of short hair with masculinity is an attempt to further desexualize men… as I believe often longer healthy hair is a sign of youth and fertility, a sign humans are almost universally attracted to.

Ever notice how in eras when men aren’t allowed to have long hair, the men that are “heart throbby” tend to have hair as shaggy as they can get away with in that particular social moment?

I mean, lessee, Ashton Kutcher, Elvis, The Biebs, Hanson… Johnny Depp (often), Orlando Bloom (often), Verdine White, the guy who played Edward Cullen who’s name I can’t remember, the 11th Doctor, Bowie, several of the gents in Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Jared Leto, Sam from Supernatural, various Jonas Brothers, Prince, Zac Effron, Fabio, the guy who plays Kahl Drogo, Snoop Dog, Matthew Grey Gubler, Leonardo Dicaprio, Elvis, James Dean, Frank Sinatra, basically every anime bishonen ever, the shaggy haired boys of Kpop… 

Social programming prevents a huge percentage of ladies from going after actual longhairs (because most people like staying within social norms)… but people seem to kind of go as far as they can within social mores.

More on the desexualization of men later.

1. Just don’t, I will crush your soul.
2. Don’t tell me you look like David Bowie, we both know you’re lying… and have you seen my boyfriend?  Not even Bowie could pull me offa my man’s dick, because he’s that sexy.
3. Don’t tell me “I love you, but I’ve chosen Darkness” will be my new favorite band (or think that I haven’t heard of them) I spent like a month making jokes about them because of their pretentious as fuck name when I heard about them.
4. Why are you linking me to your youtube channel?  I’m a busy woman with a boyfriend, why the fuck would I be interested?
5. I’m a sex worker, I am so fucking jaded about men hitting on me through these avenues that even if 1 through 4 weren’t factors I’d still give you the brush off.

I do want to make it clear that I don’t need you to like me, or even be particularly nice to me (like don’t be a shithead, but I don’t require special treatment) for me to be willing to fuck you, you’re sexy, your brain is sexy, and I hate it when guys assume they’re “getting something out of me” when we fuck, as it’s something I would have done anyway, it makes me feel used in a very bad way.

Basically, you’re not getting one over on me, and I don’t need the charade of potential commitment for us to bone. I know you grew up in a sex negative culture where “girls” are supposed to be chaste until they’re in twu wub, and sometimes you just want to bone, and that’s fine. I’m fine with just boning, and feigning romantic interest in someone to get them into bed is fucked up, and in my case blatantly unnecessary.  I’m a slut, not because I’m desperate for affection, or validation, or whatever, but because (warning: revolutionary concept) LIKE FUCKING.  Stop assuming I’m not as all about the sex as you are, and actually have some good old fashioned genital based fun with me.

So yeah, if you do like me, go for it, I’m cool with that too (possibly) but you don’t fucking need to be deceptive.  Lying to me makes me regret fucking you because you turned out to be a shitty person (and not that bright, because you thought you needed to)