Thoughts From The Peacock Angel

1. Just don’t, I will crush your soul.
2. Don’t tell me you look like David Bowie, we both know you’re lying… and have you seen my boyfriend?  Not even Bowie could pull me offa my man’s dick, because he’s that sexy.
3. Don’t tell me “I love you, but I’ve chosen Darkness” will be my new favorite band (or think that I haven’t heard of them) I spent like a month making jokes about them because of their pretentious as fuck name when I heard about them.
4. Why are you linking me to your youtube channel?  I’m a busy woman with a boyfriend, why the fuck would I be interested?
5. I’m a sex worker, I am so fucking jaded about men hitting on me through these avenues that even if 1 through 4 weren’t factors I’d still give you the brush off.

And this is why no matter how much we believe in legal marijuana we don’t vote for Ron Paul

livinglifeincolor:

so i had my group interview at victoria’s secret today. the girl that i went in with… goth. like really? you wanna work with cosmetics, PINK, and lingerie?! get real. she was was wearing a black velvet zip up hoodie, black stockings, and black tu tu, black flats, and obnoxious purple eye shadow… i however was rocking the pencil skirt, a lace see through black t shirt with a hot pink tank top under it, and some super cute black sandels that wrap around my ankle. i feel as though the interview went pretty good. i even let this girl answer the first two questions first, then for the last two i was like step aside bitch and answered with beautiful answers. ill be so sad if i dont ge thte job… and if she does… OH. HELL. NO. :p

…and this is why I hate people.  Note that she didn’t capitalize her I’s

(Source: collegeandfashion)