Thoughts From The Peacock Angel

I do want to make it clear that I don’t need you to like me, or even be particularly nice to me (like don’t be a shithead, but I don’t require special treatment) for me to be willing to fuck you, you’re sexy, your brain is sexy, and I hate it when guys assume they’re “getting something out of me” when we fuck, as it’s something I would have done anyway, it makes me feel used in a very bad way.

Basically, you’re not getting one over on me, and I don’t need the charade of potential commitment for us to bone. I know you grew up in a sex negative culture where “girls” are supposed to be chaste until they’re in twu wub, and sometimes you just want to bone, and that’s fine. I’m fine with just boning, and feigning romantic interest in someone to get them into bed is fucked up, and in my case blatantly unnecessary.  I’m a slut, not because I’m desperate for affection, or validation, or whatever, but because (warning: revolutionary concept) LIKE FUCKING.  Stop assuming I’m not as all about the sex as you are, and actually have some good old fashioned genital based fun with me.

So yeah, if you do like me, go for it, I’m cool with that too (possibly) but you don’t fucking need to be deceptive.  Lying to me makes me regret fucking you because you turned out to be a shitty person (and not that bright, because you thought you needed to)

Is pronounced “new-clear” as in “new clear glass plates” not “nuke-yoo-lur” just so we’re perfectly clear.

I get really traditionally hetero-y when I really like a guy.  I get hyper feminine, and passive, and am sweet as sugar candy and it’s just bizarre, because we all know what I’m normally like. 

I’m not sure what it means.  Maybe it’s because my sexual ideal is Regina George and I want to stay on their good side (but then again having my shoes critiqued turns me on) god I’m weird.

Guys who complain about getting friend zoned don’t deserve friends, let alone lovers.  You are not entitled to sex because you’re nice to someone, and guys who complain about being friendzoned usually aren’t even nice to the girls they want to bang, just FYI.