Thoughts From The Peacock Angel

In reference to Steel Panther (seriously, you do realize they’re a comedy band, dude, right?) and so I jokingly respond with the cliche “punk is dead” and he gets all pissy, and so I feel the need to make him cry… the funny thing is I don’t even think punk necessarily has to be dead (but ok, punk is pretty fucking dead)

But here, I literally just did this to be mean and I’m not sorry.  Sometimes I just need to sharpen my claws on other people’s feelings.

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This will be true of my children

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I am personally, amused.

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Me

My new glam rock inspired nails, what you get when you show your manicurist a photo of Aladdin Sane and say “this but with leopard print, and louder”

I CAME SO HARD

Me (also I mean hermaphrodite in the accurate sense of the word, as in a creature that is of both reproductive sexes at the same time, like many types of sea snail)

Because when you find lipstick on his collar you’re never sure if he’s cheating on you or if it’s just his lipstick, and yes, this is from personal experience.  Of course you can just check it against his makeup stash, but that takes time.

Me pole dancing at the wild ones