I'm a writer from new york city, I'm in love with glam rock and electric guitars, glitter and sex. I'm a kinky white atheist feminist genderfluid high femme fag-dyke submissive... and a professional dominatrix, and I'm married to the most beautiful human on earth. Cobwebs, broken glass, feathers, sequins, bones, art, sex, pain, life, love. Also apparently I give kickass advice on sex toys... go ahead and ask me.
This blog contains adult content, basically this is no place for minors. All adult content is tagged "Auntie Madeira Says No"
Don’t tell me you look like David Bowie, we both know you’re lying… and have you seen my boyfriend? Not even Bowie could pull me offa my man’s dick, because he’s that sexy.
Don’t tell me “I love you, but I’ve chosen Darkness” will be my new favorite band (or think that I haven’t heard of them) I spent like a month making jokes about them because of their pretentious as fuck name when I heard about them.
Why are you linking me to your youtube channel? I’m a busy woman with a boyfriend, why the fuck would I be interested?
I’m a sex worker, I am so fucking jaded about men hitting on me through these avenues that even if 1 through 4 weren’t factors I’d still give you the brush off.