March 2012
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So, I'm A Fashion and Beauty Writer for Damned... →
Which is run by the inimitable Daisy Lola. Go check it out. I don’t have any articles up yet, but there should be soon.
February 2012
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Me And A Cheap Sub
Him: Tribute sent, Mistress
Me: Oh boy! I'm going to buy me a pencil.
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Awesome Things About Being A Dominatrix #2:
Blaming all of your actions on Eris and making clients read the Principia Discordia.
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Have had a corset on for about 4 hours
Feelin’ fine… I really want to get some good custom ones so that I can really start training my waist
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People I Sleep With
Keep being like “Let me be your vibrator” or “after me you won’t need that hitachi” and it’s like “Bitch, please unless you have super powers you will never live up to the magic wand”
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“You are a fluffy sissy puppy with bowel issues, therefore you must wear a diaper”
– actual line from a custom hypnosis audio I’m writing.
#holyshitthisiswhatIdoforaliving
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I'm Saving Up
To get a form of botulism injected into my forehead. Yeee-up.
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WatchOutfit of the day
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My Tummy Hurts (TW: Menstruation, illness)
I have cramps and wahh, also my grandmother seems to be getting better but now she’s having respiratory issues. I went to see her today, and she looked so frail, I don’t remember her being so frail… they had her on oxygen and I just know that even if she makes it home okay this time there isn’t a lot of time left. I know she’s also pretty frightened, because...
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Note to self: Come up with my little pony...
twilight sparkles should involve sparkling grape juice somehow or champagne
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“the thought of you makes even silicone go limp”
– Me to a creepy sub who keeps begging for strap on (which I don’t do)
curiouslyhigh:
thepeacockangel started following you
O_o I feel weirdly important.
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I Love How
I say I’m unfollowing a bunch of SJ blogs… and then I just can’t.
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Unfollowing A Bunch Of SJ Blogs
I don’t have the spoons anymore… so fuck it.
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I Keep Having Really Shallow Recurring Nightmares
One about chopping off my hair and being really upset and another about (horror of horrors) breaking a nail and I wake up in a cold sweat of upset vanity.
Anonymous asked: Um, so is CAMAB transmasculinity something that happens or can happen? If someone who was described by doctors as a male child and was raised with the expectations they would be a man and sometimes experiences dysphoria surrounding gender labels, but is ok with many masculine coded things, can they be non-binary or somewhat gender fluid?
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
jalapeno-tits:
tailikeswaffles:
darckcarnival:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
lmaoooo oh god.
haha wut even
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What I'm Drinking
A Scorpion Sting:
Peach Brandy
Light rum
midori melon liquor
sour mix
polar dry orange
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Fetish Du Jour
Men forcing other men to shave their body hair. There is nothing like a pair of long silky smooth legs ending in heels on a dude (bonus points if the dude is dominant, cause you know how I feel about that)
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Anonymous asked: Pregnant again?
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Skeptoid - Why Myers-Briggs Is Bullshit →
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I Officially Can't Remember Everyone I've Slept...
I’m missing at least one. Don’t even care.
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What My Body Wants To Eat
STRAWBERRIES! Chocolate and pizza! Raw meat! Oh god I’m nauseated. I had better not be pregnant again. I haven’t even had any kind of risky sex to warrant this… no broken condoms, no nothing. Then again I’m so fertile I just have to stand down wind and BAM! pregnant.
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“When mistress says she wants to pretend to be a platypus, she gets to pretend to...”
– me
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Continuing in the annals of okcupid awkwardness
My brother just showed up in my matches… goddamnit.
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So Tired
I have to make dinner, but I’m sick/exhausted and can barely stand up. Sometimes I hate being the only one in the house who can cook.
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I Am Sweaty and Exhausted and Filled With Oxytocin
I love you, me. I seriously have the best marathon fuck sessions all by myself (not that the one with the boy wasn’t great)
Also my new pinup girl clothing dresses came today (I came more than they did though *smarmy nod*)
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“Don’t judge a book by its refusal to wear a cover”
– me (on slut shaming)
Guys, seriously look at this
plaincj:
madeiradarling:
plaincj:
It’s comforting when a girl is chill. Not a super stuck up bitch. But rather know a real bitch than fake slut. Ya know??
On the other hand, I rather not know bitches or sluts, just chill girls that are modest and honest to people and themselves. Yeah. That’s the kind of girl I would never mind vibing with.
Modesty is a social construct and you’re a...
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How to make bread taste like fresh baked bread
Pre-heat oven to 250 degrees
Run bread under water, dampen, do not soak.
Wrap bread in tin foil
Place in oven for 15 minutes
Remove bread from oven
Enjoy the hell out of it.
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The motherfucker bit me!
Today a client had the nerve to motherfucking bite my foot while he was worshipping it. Ugh. I kicked him and he kept on biting me. Also his lips felt like pudding and he started worshipping my foot while chewing gum. I was like “Dude, my grandmother is in the hospital and I am in NO mood for your shit”