December 2011
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Slash Goggles On
Matt Miller/The Boss
Tell me you don’t think it’s hot?
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Me and sex with binary genders (usually)
With women: I love your personality, and quirky fashion sense, lets fuck like bunnies and later have babies.
With men: Shut your face hole, look pretty, spank me, fuck me hard, call me a dirty whore, and then go away until I’m horny again.
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(Trigger warning)How To Tell When Someone Is...
They say “Excuse me, can we go have sex?”
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WatchAccent thingy
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Anonymous asked: ever fisted anybody?
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Okay, Tintin kicks ass
Despite the CGI occasionally sinking into Uncanny Valley, it’s gorgeous, and really fun and exciting and SO FREAKING COOL (and yes, I did read the comics when I was little, I grew up with those) but I cannot be the only one who thought Tintin looked like a baby butch lesbian in the movie… like I seriously can’t.
I just kept thinking “I see girls that look like you at dyke...
Anonymous asked: I have been following your blog for a while now, and I just want to say thanks for being upfront andd honest in the way you are - and being funny, inspiring, tough, insightful and/or sexy in the process. Happy Holidays, and I wish you a very successful year 2012! Take care of yourself and the ones you love :)
powerpuffgrrrlz asked: I feel like it's more complicated than that at it's very core, y'know? Maybe not. I'm just so mixed on it.
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Anonymous asked: Considering the amount of nudes and sexual photos/videos you have on the internet...I'd say you are "proud" of being a slut. You're very open about sleeping around. Not to mention the careers you have chosen have been stripping/porn/phone sex operator and a "professional dominatrix". Actually you strip in public without even getting paid for it, just for the...
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Anonymous asked: Why are you so proud of being a slut?
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Also The Boy
Remember the boy? The one I’m kinda into (who is apparently kinda interested, we’ve been flirting for awhile)… he’s as obsessed with hair and makeup as I am.
THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE, straight men I like exist!
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Also
I’m really rusty at standard hetero flirting. I keep telling guys I want to get with how pretty they are… I don’t think that’s how that usually works…
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The Fluff Text For A Cuckolding Line?
Does this work:
Are you worthless? Useless? Incapable of satisfying a woman with your tiny pathetic dick? You’re only good for one thing, amusing me and my man between marathon fuck sessions. Yeah, I pretended to be interested you at first, yeah I played the role extraordinarily well, buttered you up, and you were so enamored I barely even had to let you hold my hand before you were...
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makesmeblush asked: You're pretty, interesting, very strange, and did I mention beautiful? This of course is just my opinion.
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My Niteflirt is On
…I know most my followers aren’t terribly interested, but I know some of you would have a lot of fun with that.
New signups do get three minutes for free.
Go here.
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Tonight:
I met a guy I really really really really really like and made out with him till bouncers told us we were getting complaints.
I realized why I never ever ever ever should have taco bell.
I saw Dir En Grey live.
Anonymous asked: You bring absolutely nothing good to the world, just negativity. You think being hated actually makes you worth something? It doesn't.
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Anonymous asked: I'm confused, were you born a man or woman? I thought you were born a man who identifies as femme? If you were born a woman what did you take to shrink you breasts? Or was that from surgery?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about getting some sort of help for your chronic masturbating problem?
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Just Realized Looking Back
How absurdly long my nails are at this point. They’ve… definitely grown since I started getting tips. Another quarter inch and they’ll border on the obscene
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Had Our First Clients Today
Had so much fun, even if there were a few stressful moments, and then took my brother out to dinner. People are always leaving their panties in my dungeon *shrug* and we have a chastity belt to clean *shudder* oh the filthies
God my feet are killing me. I hope I get some niteflirt calls tonight because those are always fun.
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Ugh
So many cancellations this week. It fucking sucks, but now we have most of my ads up, and we updated my niteflirt, and so we’ll get some sessions soon *crosses fingers*
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Every Time I Get A New Troll
I remember how much I love those guys. <3 seriously, you are one of my favorite things. You inspire some of the funniest shit I say, and are just generally awesome.
sparrowwingsandfragilethings asked: I don't think you're worthless, I've followed your tumblr for a while and I think you're lovely. To sum up: fuck the haters, you're fab.
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Anonymous asked: Except you ARE worthless. You are a pathetic excuse of a human being.