January 2011
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ListenThe Veils - The Tide That Left and Never Came...
Jan 31st
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My girlfriend...
is wandering around the house in metallic silver thigh high boots, a metallic silver bikini, and a metallic silver strap on harness with a big dildo… I love her to fucking death
Jan 29th
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AFAB vs. FAAB
Personally I much prefer the acronym AFAB to FAAB because FAAB looks too much like fab to me… and while there are many AFAB people who are FAB it shouldn’t be limited to AFAB people.  
Jan 28th
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On The Argument That Trans Women Are Triggering
This was written by someone I really respect, and I think it’s a fantastic fucking article on the importance of the inclusion of trans women in women’s only spaces: When people use the old “trans women can’t be in women’s space because they are triggering” argument I just want to stab myself, or possibly someone else, in the eye with a rusty fork. You know the...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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sylvia-scarlett asked: Reading your blog is always so interesting...I guess I'm kind of reserved sexually, so hearing someone talk so casually and proudly about their sex life really makes me feel bolder about my own. Thanks :)
Jan 28th
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A Few Simple Pleasures of My Relationship
Here are a few simple physical pleasures of being with my girlfriend: The sensation of a silky smooth leg rubbing against a silky smooth leg The taste of her chapstick mixing with my lipgloss She always smells so damn good Her hair brushing against my inner thighs during sex The way her body fits against mine Sleeping cuddled together The callouses on her fingers The way she nips my lower...
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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quarians asked: Happy motherfucking birthday! I hope it continues to be glorious.
Jan 27th
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Just Finished My Bath
…at 10:30 AM I had a bath while wearing a party hat and drinking blended margaritas, fuck yeah. Happy birthday to me… soon we shall dye my hair, it seems appropriate to start a new year of life with a new hair color.
Jan 27th
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It's My Fucking Birthday
I just bought two giant bottles of liquor legally… and I didn’t get fucking carded… on my 21st birthday… fuck everyone On the bright side I have Absolut Raspberry and Midori… and will get read to in the tub
Jan 27th
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iamisaid asked: I found you through photogforlife. I need to thank him for that. :) Can I ask, do you have a site with your professional dominatrix info? Love the new hair, too.
Jan 27th
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photogforlife asked: Billyburg is cool, I have a bunch of friends there. So what have you suggested for toys for men?
Jan 26th
photogforlife asked: You look kick ass! So Hot! Isn't the city a fucking mess! Ugh..I need a drink. Where in the city you live? I love sex toys and I love babeland, fun place! I'm 30/m living on the UES.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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So Vonka and I Are Going To Wicked Faire
We’re going to wicked faire as Dorothy (me) and the tin woman, so she can wear all her metallic silver and I can wear my ridiculously awesome ruby slippers… and I only just realized this gets bonus points for being LGBTQ culture-y.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Things That Make Me Feel Sexy
So, reading the Moregasm book (the sex book from Babeland, which is one of my favorite sex shops, it’s owned by a lesbian couple, and made of sex-positive win) I came across this wonderful suggestion to kick start your libido.  They suggest you make a list of activities that make you feel hot, activities where you turn yourself on.  I think you (if you like this sort of thing) should do the...
Jan 25th
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Question: Would you still love me if...
Would you guys still love me if I posted my fanfic here… yes I am that much of a nerd… I’m not sure if you guys are aware of that?  Are you guys aware of that?  In any case, who wants to read fanfic?  I write some badass Metalocalypse smut.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I Got NPR on and I'm Doin' Some Dishes
Life’s pretty damn good.  Fuck yeah Fresh Air, Terry Gross is my favorite person ever.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
randompostings asked: I just have to say you're one of my new favorite blogs. I JUST found you about 10 min ago and I've gone through about 7 of your blog's pages already. Just taking a minute to write this and then I'm diving right back in.
You post so many interesting things and personal ideas and thoughts. I love it. =)
Jan 22nd
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Vanilla Privilege
After reading a few articles on the daily effects of other forms of privilege, I decided to write a piece on a rarely talked about form of privilege, vanilla privilege.  Obviously, there’s straight privilege, cis privilege, male privilege, white privilege, etc etc etc. This post has been edited to fix some problems with language overlapping and neglecting the fact that queer vanilla people...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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A List Of Awesome Band Names
Here are a list of names for bands I think should exist Verbing The Noun The Wannabes My Heart Condition is So Punk Rock The Peacock Angels The Prostitots The Glory The Vulgars Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Left Knee Romantic Despot The Phantasmagoric Nightmares Of Mrs. Von Murien  The Musical (though that’d be particularly hard to google) Hard To Google (would be hilarious) ...
Jan 19th
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My New Flogger Arrived Today
It’s the RUFF doggie styles  RUFF-ined Flog-Her and it’s gorgeous… but I ordered red and it’s totally pink :/
Jan 19th
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vampiresscesky-deactivated20110 asked: ah you're hot
Jan 19th
vampiresscesky-deactivated20110 asked: ah you're hot
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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WatchWatch
Me on Makeup
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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How to Spot a Republican
freshfeminism: depressingfacts: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground...
Jan 19th
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I've Not Slept In 24 Hours
I’ve not slept in 24 hours because I don’t want to muss my hair before my girlfriend gets home.   Yeah, I’m vain.
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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badactresswithbadhabits asked: But I do, I'm just awfully forgetful!
I'm looking at my dash now realising how many people I forgot to put on the list :(
Jan 18th
badactresswithbadhabits asked: But I do, I'm just awfully forgetful!
I'm looking at my dash now realising how many people I forgot to put on the list :(
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Babe, Why Aren't You Home?
Babe, why aren’t you home?  I’ve cleaned our room and now I want snuggles and sex.  Stupid ice rain.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“Losing weight is hard, but smashing patriarchal beauty standards is harder.”
– me
Jan 18th
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Domesticity Matters
Men’s essential barring from the domestic sphere is a trend that worries me.  Men are not allowed to participate in the descisions surrounding their weddings, they’re told by society that holding an interest in the decoration and creation of their own nest, and are often shunted aside in terms of parenting and child care. The other day I was watching something on the wedding channel...
Jan 18th
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Domesticity Matters
Men’s essential barring from the domestic sphere is a trend that worries me.  Men are not allowed to participate in the descisions surrounding their weddings, they’re told by society that holding an interest in the decoration and creation of their own nest, and are often shunted aside in terms of parenting and child care. The other day I was watching something on the wedding channel...
Jan 18th