December 2010
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Dec 31st
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New Years!
So on new years I’m going to a play party to see my dear friend Kiwi, and play with my darling girlfriend.  Hooray for fetish parties!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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How would one make love to Naboo?
amy-fieldmouse: acciofielding: jazzdalek-: since he has no penis. D:  One would fondle the numb to pure ecstasy.  Oh my god. He straps it on
Dec 28th
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New Acronym
Now, a lot of you know the acronyms: AFAB/AMAB = assigned female at birth/assigned male at birth and  CAFAB/CAMAB = coercively assigned female at birth/coercively assigned male at birth. But, I’ve come up with a new one for those of us who feel “eh” about what we were assigned at birth AAFAB/AAMAB = apathetically assigned female at birth/apathetically assigned male at...
Dec 27th
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Jane Lynch Was Married At My Favorite Restaurant
The Blue Heron in Sunderland Mass may be my favorite restaurant, and Jane Lynch got married there… how fucking weird is that? This pleases me, though it also makes me wonder if something about the food there attracts lesbians.  Maybe the garlic mashed potatoes taste somehow like pussy, fuck if I know, but this is still total win. Also, Miss Cleo is a dyke too.  This is awesome.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: WHY DO i LIKE FEET SO MUCH i WISH I COULD BE A NORMAL BLOKE
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: WHY DO i LIKE FEET SO MUCH i WISH I COULD BE A NORMAL BLOKE
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Listenmy-ear-trumpet: Echo & the Bunnymen — The...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Goddamn You Body Dysmorphia
Look, I’m a self aware, culturally aware, critically thinking lady, and you know what?  I fucking hate my body.  I think I’m motherfucking hideous about 98% of the time.  I think that my torso is hideously misshapen, my face suggestive of some unsettling syndrome, and my hands and feet, stubby and claw like respectively.  Now, I often see photos of myself and am forced to acknowledge,...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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White Santa, White Privilege. →
bibliofeminista: Great article. I’m sorry, but FUCK THIS SHIT!  I have no objections to a black Santa, Santa can be any damn race you want, I encourage diverse depictions of Santa, but this line:  I told her that Santa (who I dislike immensely—why should I put all my hopes and dreams on some rotund,  able-bodied, heterosexual white guy? He could be Rush Limbaugh, for all I know)  Pissed...
Dec 26th
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And done!
Finally finished, after thirty-seven orgasms, content, sleepy.  I would like to thank Joan Jett, Amanda Palmer, and Michael Monroe for their help.
Dec 25th
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It has now been two hours since
I have now been masturbating for two hours, have had about twenty orgasms, and I’m still not done.   Fuck everyone, with a hammer.  If you hadn’t guessed, I’m not easy to satisfy.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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A Very Merry Christmas
My vibrator and I are having a very merry christmas.  Having a hard time coming though… anyone who wants to send me sexiness via my submit page would be appreciated.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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“The older I grow, the more I realize that growing up is largely the process of...”
– Me
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Listenfuckyeahamandapalmer: kateloves: dresden dolls...
Dec 24th
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He Was A Boy, She Was A Girl
Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk, he did ballet. What more can I say? He was gay.
Dec 24th
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Well That Was...
So, tonight as I was getting into a car the car started moving and I got partially dragged, half inside said vehicle for a few feet… my knee really fucking hurts.  Well, at least I wasn’t ripped in two, and I’m still alive, so I guess that bit’s good.
Dec 24th
ravingtangent asked: i've seen you blog frequently about wearing heels, so i was hoping you could give me a bit of advice.

my boyfriend bought me a FABULOUS pair of shoes [http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lduz74a7jG1qafk0yo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1293214596&Signature=0n4YlAvBRu3MJornv9AJ3ggsI2U%3D] and i love them but have never, ever worn shoes...
Dec 24th
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ravingtangent asked: i've seen you blog frequently about wearing heels, so i was hoping you could give me a bit of advice.

my boyfriend bought me a FABULOUS pair of shoes [http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lduz74a7jG1qafk0yo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1293214596&Signature=0n4YlAvBRu3MJornv9AJ3ggsI2U%3D] and i love them but have never, ever worn shoes...
Dec 23rd
cooltobealittlesummerwind asked: So, the answer you provided to 'Anon' about Christianity vs. Homosexuality is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my LIFE! Too much win for one answer!
Dec 23rd
cooltobealittlesummerwind asked: So, the answer you provided to 'Anon' about Christianity vs. Homosexuality is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my LIFE! Too much win for one answer!
Dec 22nd
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WatchWatch
In honor of DATD being repealed today’s music to fuck to is: In The Navy - The Village People
Dec 22nd
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DATD Was Repealed Today
Woot!  Let’s dance!  Let’s fucking dance!  I cannot even begin to express how happy I am about this.  I know we still have a long way to go, but at the very least we can now openly serve in the military (or well at least the government doesn’t say we can’t).
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: its in the bible that homosexuality is an abomination you cant change or justify being gay if your a christian.. if you dont agree go do some other religion so you can do what you want.
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: its in the bible that homosexuality is an abomination you cant change or justify being gay if your a christian.. if you dont agree go do some other religion so you can do what you want.
Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: okay im really hard to get off...any tips?
Dec 22nd
Anonymous asked: okay im really hard to get off...any tips?
Dec 22nd
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If The Christian God Hates Homos
If the Christian god exists and doesn’t like gays, please explain the following?: Why do men have prostates? Why is the clitoris on the outside? Why has almost all of the most famous Christian religious art been created by gay men?  I mean seriously, Michelangelo anyone? Why does he make the pope dress like that? Who is Liza Minnelli for exactly? Why did he invent flamingos? More...
Dec 22nd
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“Religion, we think, has a great deal to offer to many people— the comfort of...”
– Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy, The Ethical Slut (via neonmedusa) I’m fairly sure that the clitoris being on the outside is proof the Christian god doesn’t exist.
Dec 22nd
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“Religion, we think, has a great deal to offer to many people— the comfort of...”
– Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy, The Ethical Slut (via neonmedusa) I’m fairly sure that the clitoris being on the outside is proof the Christian god doesn’t exist.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Guys, I Think We Shouldn't Do That Anymore
You know what as a society we really need to stop doing?  We really need to stop cutting off random bits of children’s genitals.  Seriously, what the hell?  Circumcision has no thoroughly proven medical benefits, and reduces the pleasure the guy gets from sex.  Doctors recommend it because insurance covers it, and so they make an easy buck off it.  The medical profession making an easy buck...
Dec 22nd
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You Know Those Ex-Gay Programs?
You know those ex-gay programs?  And how they encourage the “ex-gays” to hook up with the “ex-lesbians”?  If homosexuality has any genetic component, they’re just breeding tons and tons of homos.   Weird thought huh?  By pretending to erase us they’re just making more of us.
Dec 22nd
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vonka asked: in regards to TMI Tuesdays..

why is your phone turned off?
Dec 22nd
vonka asked: in regards to TMI Tuesdays..

why is your phone turned off?
Dec 22nd