February 2012
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Note to self: Come up with my little pony...
twilight sparkles should involve sparkling grape juice somehow or champagne
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“the thought of you makes even silicone go limp”
– Me to a creepy sub who keeps begging for strap on (which I don’t do)
curiouslyhigh:
thepeacockangel started following you
O_o I feel weirdly important.
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I Love How
I say I’m unfollowing a bunch of SJ blogs… and then I just can’t.
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Unfollowing A Bunch Of SJ Blogs
I don’t have the spoons anymore… so fuck it.
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I Keep Having Really Shallow Recurring Nightmares
One about chopping off my hair and being really upset and another about (horror of horrors) breaking a nail and I wake up in a cold sweat of upset vanity.
Anonymous asked: Um, so is CAMAB transmasculinity something that happens or can happen? If someone who was described by doctors as a male child and was raised with the expectations they would be a man and sometimes experiences dysphoria surrounding gender labels, but is ok with many masculine coded things, can they be non-binary or somewhat gender fluid?
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
jalapeno-tits:
tailikeswaffles:
darckcarnival:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
lmaoooo oh god.
haha wut even
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What I'm Drinking
A Scorpion Sting:
Peach Brandy
Light rum
midori melon liquor
sour mix
polar dry orange
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Fetish Du Jour
Men forcing other men to shave their body hair. There is nothing like a pair of long silky smooth legs ending in heels on a dude (bonus points if the dude is dominant, cause you know how I feel about that)
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Anonymous asked: Pregnant again?
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Skeptoid - Why Myers-Briggs Is Bullshit →
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I Officially Can't Remember Everyone I've Slept...
I’m missing at least one. Don’t even care.
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What My Body Wants To Eat
STRAWBERRIES! Chocolate and pizza! Raw meat! Oh god I’m nauseated. I had better not be pregnant again. I haven’t even had any kind of risky sex to warrant this… no broken condoms, no nothing. Then again I’m so fertile I just have to stand down wind and BAM! pregnant.
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“When mistress says she wants to pretend to be a platypus, she gets to pretend to...”
– me
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Continuing in the annals of okcupid awkwardness
My brother just showed up in my matches… goddamnit.
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So Tired
I have to make dinner, but I’m sick/exhausted and can barely stand up. Sometimes I hate being the only one in the house who can cook.
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I Am Sweaty and Exhausted and Filled With Oxytocin
I love you, me. I seriously have the best marathon fuck sessions all by myself (not that the one with the boy wasn’t great)
Also my new pinup girl clothing dresses came today (I came more than they did though *smarmy nod*)
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“Don’t judge a book by its refusal to wear a cover”
– me (on slut shaming)
Guys, seriously look at this
plaincj:
madeiradarling:
plaincj:
It’s comforting when a girl is chill. Not a super stuck up bitch. But rather know a real bitch than fake slut. Ya know??
On the other hand, I rather not know bitches or sluts, just chill girls that are modest and honest to people and themselves. Yeah. That’s the kind of girl I would never mind vibing with.
Modesty is a social construct and you’re a...
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How to make bread taste like fresh baked bread
Pre-heat oven to 250 degrees
Run bread under water, dampen, do not soak.
Wrap bread in tin foil
Place in oven for 15 minutes
Remove bread from oven
Enjoy the hell out of it.
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The motherfucker bit me!
Today a client had the nerve to motherfucking bite my foot while he was worshipping it. Ugh. I kicked him and he kept on biting me. Also his lips felt like pudding and he started worshipping my foot while chewing gum. I was like “Dude, my grandmother is in the hospital and I am in NO mood for your shit”
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“It’s… exfoliating, and by exfoliating I mean will give you chemical...”
– Me (On devil semen)
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Two Cocktails I Invented
The Scorpion Sting:
Peach Brandy
Polar Dry Orange Soda
Light rum
Sour mix
Chambord Framboise
Put ingredients in blender with ice, blend.
Working Title Jade Russian/Chernobyl:
Midori Melon Liquer
Margarita Mix
Fruit flavored vodka
Put ingredients in blender with ice, blend.
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Day 27 - Your favorite LGBT blog/tumblr/site.
severin-bitch:
The Peacock Angel a.k.a. Madeira, who identifies as a genderfluid femme.
I had experienced dysphoria before I came across Madeira’s blog, but I always ignored it. There were many aspects that I loved about being female — I liked wearing makeup, cute shoes, dressing up, my medium-length wavy hair, and my curves (on a good day). I thought that if I liked being a femme woman most...
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I am going to make a GBLT
A garlic, lettuce, bacon, tomato sandwich and it will have tiny rainbow flags in it. If I can make Quail eggs work with it….
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Want Gingerbread ;_;
It’s sitting right in front of me torturing me, but I promised myself no simple carbs until AFTER sunday. *whimper*
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Best Idea Ever
So, you know how privileged asshats are always demanding to be educated on oppressed people’s time? You know how that shit shouldn’t be free? Someone should set up a niteflirt account and have it be the “Social Justice concepts education hotline” and get paid per minute of education they give to people who’re too damn lazy to use google.
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Is It Ethical...
to arrange to have casual sex, knowing you might have to cancel because you might end up in a monogamous relationship before it happens? I just like to hedge my getting laid bets.
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The Groupie Cheer by Me
So I made these for a sub...
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Awesome Things About Being A Dominatrix:
Telling chastity subs that they “can’t even afford to jack off” when they can’t pay the cum tax.
Anonymous asked: Can you give me advice on buying my first packer? I got a giftcard to Babeland, and I would like to use it well. I don't identify as male, but I love the idea of having my own dick. Is it possible to buy a good one without spending a lot of money?
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Sometimes I forget that 90% of people do not...
“Oh so men enjoying looking at attractive women is objectification”
“You sound like a real man hater”
GODDAMNIT
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Products To Pick Up
New Eyelash curler (my beloved Shu Umera has disappeared ;_;)
New tweezers (my tweezerman tweezers have gone)
American Cream Conditioner
Nexus Repair-y conditioner (Cause the beauty brains say it’s amazing)
New lotion (need to be nice n’ silky smooth for sunday)
Catastrophe cosmetic (to prevent pre-date stress from fucking my skin)
New Ardell false lashes
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Combating Objectification With Makeup or I Write...
So, I was in the shower and I was thinking about how certain feminists (the crappy ones) disapprove of the use of cosmetics because it’s somehow “degrading” and “objectifying” this is a whole bunch a bull.
First of all, a lot of people are confused about what objectification means. Objectification is when people are used as a blank vessel for other people’s fantasies and desires, systemically in...
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